Awesome response. =)

I don't know how that booger got up there, honest!

Vote (overall): Linux Mint

Regarding the LED grow lights, I've found that the 5 band LEDS (2 blue, 2 red, 1 infrared) yields the best results for vegetative and flowering stages. I've bought a few different LED grow units over the past few years, and only one company produces LED units which yields amazing results. I won't mention their name…

I love the main article image. If it is licensed under Creative Commons, I'd love to have that in my image library.

If we could transplant the "follicular regeneration" cells in the ears and nose to the top of the head, we'd be all set.

I have discovered those specialty trimmers, and frequently utilize them. That's not the issue. The issue is the fact that as I age, the growth rate of said locations seems to be increasing exponentially, much to my dismay.

I wonder if this will work on my cat, Mr. Bigglesworth?

You meant "Lasers", right?

Screw the cure for baldness. I want them to research a way to STOP hair from growing out of my freakin ears and nose. I'm going to start having to braid it if they don't do something soon. Ever seen a ponytail growing out of someone's nose? You can't unsee that. Growing old sucks donkey balls. Nuff said.

Like I said, it looked good on paper, but those greedy I.P. Fkers ruined it for everyone.

No company with a sizable patent portfolio is going to sign this. What needs to be done is eliminate software patents entirely. It may have looked like a good idea on paper, but look what it's turned into. The general public are the ones paying for it. Innovation is practically at a stand still due to all these…

I'm a leprotic prep cook in one of New York's finer eating establishments. I use the "pinch ends and blow" method all the time. What's a little spittle amongst friends? ;-P

Old post. Nevermind. =)

[Nerd Alert]: Thankfully, there are no Decepticons around. A single one (Blackout), disguised as a MH-53M Pave Low IV, would take out the entire base.

Damn, my best selling knockoff, "Fity Shades of Gray" by L. Jay just got removed from Amazon. Damn you Fortune for killing my mock business. You know how long it took me to create that one page book starring an off-white to nearly-black stepped gradient?

....sedentary man grows to size of Jabba the Hutt, has stroke and/or heart attack, bloated corpse found months later due to smell because he had no friends. We all know the story.

I would say Washington D.C.. You have the biggest population of corrupt politicians, lawyers, and lobbyists all in one relatively small area. Hmmm, how many Americans would line up to push the button? I mean North Koreans....of course. O.o

We just drilled a large hole in the bottom of a plastic bucket to fit the Brita filter, then filled the bucket with cheap-ass vodka and let it drain into a bucket underneath. Do this 5 times and you've got some decent booze at a cheap price.

Is that Mr. Beans wife?