It was a quick and dirty 3-minute cut/paste/tweak job. I'm sure if I spent more time on it, I could have made it realistic (matching light sources, tint, grain, focus, perspective, etc.). But thanks for the input. =)

I've found that Contractor's Choice 42-gallon bags work the best for certain undesired deleterious situations.

My kids got grades like that, and then I beat them until they were Asian. -\/-

They should build it with large chunks of stone instead.....and LOTS of slave labor to construct it. Show those darned Egyptians how you REALLY do it!

The crotch-cam footage at 0:59 was amazing.....

Cudos to the HHGttG reference.

I would buy a nice house with lots of surrounding land, a shop full of metal/woodworking gear, a hardened bunker with a big assed safe, 10 years of rations, a shit-ton of weapons/ammo, and a couple of solidly constructed vehicles, preferably with great gas mileage. Then convert the rest of the winnings to gold and…

In the next iteration of the bible, technology will be involved as an explanation of why/how things happened. To me, it's all fiction, rewritten many, many, many times over. Originally, it may have been based on true stories, but I can't read Babylonian, so I will never know.

Yep, caught the Robocop reference.

I'm sorry, but anything that looks like it's contracted syphilis isn't going anywhere near me, ESPECIALLY my mouth.

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Ben Franklin

It's all in the delivery. I've been on the site about 2 years, and have had about 50 responses to my profile. It's mostly humorous, sarcastic, and/or just stupid stuff. I put it up as a joke, and didn't expect to get any responses, but was pleasantly surprised.

Which country are those first 3 from? I'm in the U.S., and sadly, those don't apply here anymore.

Mmmm sheeple, the other, other, other white meat. It's best with a glass of whine.

You realize no matter how you joke, there will always be morons out there that either won't read everything before replying, not have a sense of humor, and/or not have the ability to recognize sarcasm. Oh look, there's a bunch of them now... ;-P

Dude, shut your mouth! Now the government is going to ban buckets, nails, and maybe even install body scanners at overpasses now thanks to you! O.o

I'll never see the Air Force Academy in the same light again.

If this is the first iYacht, I'll take the PC version instead. This thing is horrid.

That movie sucked. I prefer "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow", it was better. =)

They've finally designed a toy for Grizzly bears, similar to the ball on a string that my cat plays with. Oh fun!