Uh, I'm flattered, but I'm not into saber duels.

Go for it. Here's my second draft....

My bad. Laughing is one thing, but ruining a laptop because of it is going too far. lol.

I've never intentionally flirted with anyone at a supermarket, but I've been asked out a few times while doing my shopping. Usually, they come up, ask about a product they are looking for, and then get into a conversation, usually ending with them giving me their number.

No kidding. Just last week I was hiking in the woods, and there was a whole family of Yeti, nude, just staring at me, like I was the one wearing no clothes. Jeez.

You never know, I used to date quite a bit. =)

or drown with it. Don't use chainmail as a floatation device, trust me, no matter how many times you try, it just doesn't work.

+1

I've got a few of Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Megan Fox that I did a while back, which I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate....but everyone else would (all without whipped cream). =)

I guess I would be in the 1% that does it as a joke.

I drink about a liter of Florida's Natural premium ruby red grapefruit juice a day. I know this isn't orange juice, but I wonder if the same situation applies. The ingredients say: Pasteurized Grapefruit Juice, Tricalcium Citrate (calcium source).

With good 3d/Photo imaging tools and a decent imagination, you can make anyone nude in pictures or film. For example...

Dude, get with the times, AD&D is the 'cool' system now, don't you know anything. Sheesh. lol.

Just because they were attractive doesn't mean they were "professionals". There are plenty of beautiful women out in the world that aren't "professionals", as you so put it. How about getting out of your moms basement and stop watching so much porn.

+10

Here ya go. =)

Ya bastid beat me to it. I had to post something else. =)

I said many, not all. He's one of the exceptions. =)

I opened the shutter for a bit, went and had a smoke, came back, but didn't get anything interesting.

Is this a Arduino controlled robotic cat? Is it infected with nanobots? Does a satellite dish randomly pop out its rear? What gives? Where's the tech?