You forget, Optimus was only mostly dead not all dead. Mostly dead was still slightly alive. That is how they were able to bring him back with Sam’s True Love The Magic Sand Sculpture The Love Sock, Baby The Matrix. If he’d been all dead then there would be only one thing they could have done...

I feel silly about it, but as a transperson, representation in the form of a transformer is making me giggle and smile.
That’s kinda awesome.

He’s commenting on the article and how the writer is describing the show. Why would he need to watch it?

I think to properly raise Browns fans hopes, Mayfield would have to get the browns to the cusp of playoff contention and then turn into a pumpkin. They’re ready for everything else.

The Lions had a winning season in 1991, and that summer, their pro bowl tight end got run over by a runaway semi truck while gardening in his own yard. So, yes, weird shit happens to cursed teams.

He has to play great and get a few wins before he can adequately crush what’s left of the Browns fans’ souls.

So does Mayfield get a career ending injury this game or a few games in just as the browns fans are getting hopeful?

Mayfield looks amazing. I give it 3 weeks before the Browns fuck it up.

If Baker Mayfield managers to lead the Browns back from two scores down on a Thursday Night Football game, he should automatically win MVP.

I said before the game...this shit wack jets browns game will probably be the best thursday night game of the season

Also, thanks for saving me a future trip to the ER. I can’t stop thinking about this now. 

I really wish this movie was opening opposite another movie titled Brothers that it would trounce at the box office, so that we could have the headline “Sisters Brothers Smothers Brothers”.

Why?! Why would anyone bring that up?! Do you like torturing people?! Bringing up their lowest moments, when victory turned to ashes in their mouths?! Have you no compassion?

The Vikings just picked up an incredibly accurate kicker, you say? Why do I think that’s going to turn out exactly the same way it has multiple times over the course of that particular franchise’s history?

It’s like sports writers have totally wiped out all memory of this vicious cycle that he always proves to be correct.

Those guidelines are always for other women. SHS is willing to give up a fulfilling life of staying home and doing what her husband wants in order to get a lot of power and recognition. She doesn’t want power, she’s just doing it for the rest of us poor saps.

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I look forward to flying into the Fitzpatrick International Airport at One Buccaneer Place.

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Nice to see a Harvard kid finally get a shot.