In November, Jones will face either Rep. Dan Lipinski, D-Ill., a Western Springs resident, or Lipinski’s Democratic primary challenger, Marie Newman from La Grange.

It’s clearly not a Jeep ad, it’s a Tide ad.

Apparently the Illinois GOP likes them.

“closed course man-made lake and waterfall” I chuckled at that

At least he didn’t say, “This game is almost as good as that Dodge commercial that used Martin Luther King Jr’s Voice to sell pickup trucks!”

Is there a reason why some auto makers go for “emotional” ads? Just put some dinosaurs in, like Jeep did.

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Listen, yes the guy is a little off. Yeah, he says some questionable things. But the Holocaust was so long ago, guys. When will be able to put that tragic period behind us and focus on the preservation of the white race in America?

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

This Jeep ad killed it

No chance in hell. Wentz was the starter for a reason; he’s the better QB and the future for Philly. But Foles has earned a starting job and starting money and he’ll get it somewhere. I hope for him it’s not in Cleveland.

You misspelled Carson Wentz.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

“The Illinois Republican Party and our country have no place for Nazis like Arthur Jones.”

It was Dodge Ram for decades. I know they stupidly changed the name a couple years ago, but I still call them Dodge trucks. Mostly out of spite.

Seventy-year-old Arthur Jones has run for the seat seven times over two decades, and argues that his flagrant racism, anti-Semitism, and white supremacy is okay because he’s not running to become “the chancellor of Germany.”

Joke’s on them: I’ve spent all day studying pictures of that thing where those guys at the Naval Academy climb that column no matter how greasy it is and how sweaty they get.

...the answer is so obvious.

That’s Willy’s retirement grease.

I do too, but I’m withholding any shred of give-a-fuck until and unless it actually happens.