Even in AP history (in a school near Gettysburg, Pennsylvania for chrissakes) I got the states’ rights garbage & was caught that slavery-as-cause was Union basically grafted-on propaganda adopted after the war began to keep Britain out of the conflict. I did ask “states’ rights to do what?” & was told that was beside…

Well they aren’t being taught about Irish slavery either. —Incoming trolls.

“I am not a lawyer, but I would think if three defense attorneys suddenly don’t want to defend a client any longer — especially in a high stakes case such as this — that could be an indication that an anvil is about to drop on someone’s head.”

I really want his halftime “show” to be him walking out, saying “Ladies and gentlemen, Janet Jackson!” and the camera flies out and we don’t see him again and the Rhythm Nation countdown starts.

that nip was dressed to the nines

“unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004, the nut in question will be prepped and ready for its primetime debut”

What happened? Probably exactly what they claim happened: An accidental wardrobe malfunction occurred while mimicking sexual assault during a half-time show in which women were gyrating on poles.

It wasn’t a pastie. It was a medallion held on with a nipple piercing bar. And it wasn’t an accident. That part of her costume was held on with snaps, which doesn’t seem typical for clothing. The designer of the costume committed suicide, so we can’t ask him what Janet asked for. But for certain Janet planned the…

My Superbowl Dream is Michael Jackson (zombie) rising from the 50 yard line during halftime to punch JT in the junk. “This is for my sister!” He shouts, then he and a group of undead break into the Thriller dance and somehow kill football forever. End Scene.

Simple enough. It was planned, everyone knew that, and Justin threw her under the bus when the reaction got too intense.

There are a lot of conflicting theories. If I narrow it down in my mind:

I think he gets off on this kind of stuff. No one would pay attention to him otherwise and he is shown to run full speed into tweets with people who out match him in wits, knowledge, and comprehensive thinking skills.

There would certainly be less outrage over his nuts than if he knelt during the anthem.

Seems fair, and we can enjoy the terrified and outraged bleeting of folks who can’t seem to muster a care about Police violence as they disintegrate having seen male frontal nudity.

consistent with someone who just got a second big cheque way past her “career expiration date” to continue to STFU

The only thing wrong about your post is the word “pseudo.”

So basically, Kimmel ended up having a porn star on his show just... because. Sally Jesse Raphael is somewhere feeling vindicated.

I am the BOLDED ALL CAPS. Thank you for expressing so articulately what I am hyperventilating right now.

“DID THE GHOSTS OF HARRIET TUBMAN AND WILT CHAMBERLAIN SIFT DOWN FROM THE SCREEN? DID YOU SWAG SURF WITH HARRIET TUBMAN’S GHOST” I laughed hard as hell.

DID THIS MOVIE CHANGE YOUR LIFE, AND THEN INSPIRE YOU TO GO AND START A FOUNDATION CALLED “A NIGGA WHO WANTS TO CHANGE LITTLE NIGGAS’ LIVES BECAUSE BLACK PANTHER CHANGED MINE?”