So WSO it is, then.

1. Who is lying?

Every now and then, I'm reminded why I fell in love with the internet.

"MILLION HAMSTER MARCH ON WASHINGTON DISRUPTED BY SECURITY FORCES, CATS"

If they ever get a hamster wheel to hit 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

One of The Onion's most famous "historical" front-pages.

So, a modern con in the midwest.

Ah. right. We're in the middle of an image-fail storm. Let's do it this way.

I'm glad I read the comments page, since I was about to post exactly this.

My 4th grade class called in a quexclamation mark.

+1

All the good things in your life? The Devil did them, just to be contrarian.

You're right. No one in history has ever said that the Bible is bad. Way to go!

ACCEPT IT.

As a kid who grew up with the movie, the idea that it's a flop of any kind is absolutely alien.

Nobody says these things.

That was fantastic.

I only played this game because my middle-school after-care program had this. As in, I played it when I was 13. I know exactly what you're talking about.

He manages to retain "spider-sense" despite having much longer nerve pathways than a spider.

That's...that's terrifying.