I thought the same thing! Followed by "no wonder Spider-man is so smart."

At 1:55, the mood of the city was apparently "smug."

That looks like something Lego-men would worship.

I hope no one gets this movie confused with my new art-house release "Perfect Tense," a touching story of a beat poet and an English professor who find love during the collapse of grammar.

Oh yeah. That caused a belly laugh.

I feel like I lived a more beautiful life before experiencing the words "mano-intrusive colon scanning". Things can never be the same, now.

Don't worry, something fantastic happened to someone who didn't deserve it to balance things out.

You need to get published in higher-profile journals, clearly.

Adventures of Immortal Time Sheriff!

Aside from aesthetics, 2070 is pretty similar to 1404. It's one of the reasons I'm holding off of buying it. But can you really have too many games that let you create your own trade networks? I say thee nay.

I forgot all about the Portal 2 soundtracks! Well, now I have all three. Thanks!

I loved Anno 1404/"Age of Discovery". I look forward to getting this, though I think I'll wait for it to come down in price.

The Thresher Maw is to Mass Effect team as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is to the Ghostbusters. They had their differences, but now they're bros.

The song's was written in 1907 (i.e. the timeframe of the game). It actually fits very well and it probably will be in the game.

As opposed to the regular electronics they already use.

This photo from Aberdeen shows that wind is just the latest weapon in the War on Christmas.

I'm squinting at you as hard as I can.

If ever a photo series fit a meme, surely it is this one.

Communists, nothing. You know who else thinks it's not easy being green? HAMAS!

It's the least kosher film ever made!