I second Artpunk. Also: Wasn't he in a commercial for an SUV?

I do, too. Well, I don't actually want to play it. But I want it to exist. I'd read about it on Kotaku.

Let's not get carried away! We don't want the wrong kind realism. The kind that doesn't make money or makes the company look bad.

Maybe just Rob Zombie?

Obligatory.

Oh, it will be phased out by 2017 or so.

Do you still say "plastic wrap" and "facial tissues"?

All I can think of is what a mess it would make if it hit your windshield.

"It was swallowed by a corrupt politician, drawn by a craving it can hardly articulate or understand..."

Now we're two

For the record, I think that "Vinnie Ream" (the first two names of the alternate Washington Monument designer, pic 7) would make an excellent porn star name.

Zero. The odds are zero.

It does have a cross-dressing scene, of a sort.

Is it fanfic if the it's written by a creator of one of the shows? This is a legitimate philosophical question.

I like it as well. It's not without flaw, but man, that scene with the gatling guns was so well done. VALIANT CHARGE —> Oh, we got the guns loaded. BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA.

That said, I still really enjoy seeing how many soldiers my cavalry can kill before time runs out.

I saw this launch! I was on the opposite side of the state and only saw the smoke trail, but that just made it more impressive.

Worked like a charm!

It is presently unclickable in my Chrome browser.

I blame the recession.