Man. Science is AWESOME.

" Before unceremoniously turning off the gas, they lit up the torch that was used by Mr. Playfoot to relit the cauldron this morning."

um, he said Bacon Rolex, which is a watch, worn on the wrist. I imagine it would be pretty popular with the animals too, which is why it would get you bit.

*Chronograph, not chronometer. But yes, it's a terribly designed WATCH.

Why to these designers insist on using chronograph movements and completely neglecting to make them readable? It's absolutely asinine to have a chrono with no markers on the outer bezel or subdials.