or driving

Now they need to make a phone or tablet that gives an electric shock to the user when they try to use it during a movie...

As an American who plays and watches the game, that's hogwash. Goalie = Keeper. They are synonyms, just like field = pitch, team = club, boots = cleats, etc. No need to be pedantic about terminology.

Yes, cows do usually scamper when they have room enough to do so. Very little of this cow's behavior is really atypical (other than the owner allowing her to eat an inappropriate diet.) Cows can bond very strongly with people and other animals...they're intelligent animals with the same emotional capacity as a dog…

DAMN. The nanny looks hot!

RuPaul looks flawless. Water is wet. Fire is hot.

I am so glad to see how much passion he has for this! I was also worried he did the original for a paycheck.

SQUARE ONE TELEVISION!!!!

GAWKER MEDIA, LET ME BE YOUR CHAMPION.

Actually, I think they mean Macbeth and Richard III at #1.

*Starts doing pushups while reading Oscar Wilde. Whispers to himself, "Next year..."*

Happy clapping hands that Alan Alda made the list! I wrote a Valentine poem to him when I was 11. I may have been a weird kid, but I sure could pick 'em! Back then, anyway.

SHOUT OUT! This list was hella fun to brainstorm. Also, get your nose pierced in Berkeley, it will make you "official."

1) I'm a little surprised Hiddles didn't rank higher? I would put him in the top 15!

I wouldn't have minded a trigger warning for diffy queues.

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

Dibs on the dude!

Shailene Woodley and Blake Lively both wore outfits made of the same material so now they have to fight to the death in a large pit.

My chances of running off into the sunset with him are just as great as they've ever been, is how I look at it.