Uhh, so we're literally just reposting Daily Fail misogynistic clickbait bullshit now? I know Jez is running on a skeleton crew lately and I don't expect academic dissertations on global economic issues anyway, but would a tiny bit of quality control kill us?

Mark the only thing that could improve this is fries in between each layer of pizza.

This is super fucking annoying being an actual tiny size (of course this doesn't compare to the issues faced by plus-sized shoppers and it is not meant to). They don't really exist in most places. I need an actual zero. Then you buy a double-zero that's still too big and people at the store go, "Wow double-zero! SO…

Thanks for the tip....that's been driving me crazy.

she reviewed Le Cirque last year:

Seth Rogen is the single redeeming thing about James Franco.

The pocket of MY HEART.

Confession to my Facebook and Instagram followers: I've never actually eaten food.

You mean for first?

And I only refer to her as Chica Barnfell and no one ever gets the reference.

Get in line behind me! 10 year old me was all about him in Angels in the Outfield!

The Next Big Thing: repackaging crib sets as "demi-throws with matching book cushion". And because we would sell them in the most hipstery stores in the world, no one would EVER HAVE TO KNOW they came from Babies R Us! Even better, we get old beat-up ones and sell them on Preserve!

That is not how the oxygen mask goes, GaGa. It's upside down and you look like an idiot. Yes, I'm still tired and cranky from a late shift last night. Where I correctly delivered oxygen to patients.

My mind perceives it as linear but I know that's just a construct that my subconscious agrees to so that my life will appear to have meaning.

Lady Gaga's oxygen mask is on upside down. Why does she not see that? One side is nose shaped, the other is chin shaped.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

Seriously. Did you know that dogs only make 77 cents for every dollar cats make? Do you know how few movies have two dogs, with names, who talk to each other about something other than a cat? (It's called the Airedale Test.)

I bet the catriarchy did this

As a male human generally both turned off and utterly terrified (there must be a connection there) by classically beautiful women, I honestly couldn't think of anything worse than what this club is trying to be. I can also guarantee that my idea of what this guy calls a "9 or 10" could be the next guy's "5 or 6*" or…

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???