TrumanFucci
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TrumanFucci

Gawd, talk about clickbait. You, as a writer for a blog that is part of an actual business, have a moral, ethical, and legal obligation (spoiler: I have no idea what any of those words mean) to write about the things I want you to write about, all the time until the end of time. Now let me fixate on a typo you made

This is the most important article Jezebel has written all week.

I look at this photo and the only thing that comes to mind is the Mary Poppins quote: "Close your mouth, we are not a codfish."

I worked for a billing company and several of our doctors were on call for the women's shelters because they routinely saw them for free and would move them ahead of the line. One of the doctors chose this company after the last company sent a bill to the victim. We always had patients calling us telling us how great

"Tomorrowland...Main Street USA...Toon Town and Frontierland...and Adventureland. Each of the five areas of the park is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, if I wish, I can turn it against you."

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Well, I think Bell and Shepherd are clear that parents can decide to allow photos of their children. That's the point, actually.

Well, that too.

"Eat you heart out Twerk Boy!"

Everyone in this picture is SO CUTE.

Pushing Daisies movie and musical?!?!? GUYS I'M FREAKING OUT.

Down to her last two million. Breathing deeply. I just made a minimum payment on a $3000 credit card which I will carry for another year until I (hope to) have a tiny but regular income again. I am... feeling Robespierrian.

WITH POWER!

Dem cakes!

Not too late at all! I have a huge bag of nail polish and a bottle of wine.

SERIOUSLY NO MORSE CODE WTF BEYONCE

"ladies and gentlemen, the hapsburg line has ended. you can pick up your gift bag at the coat check."

No such thing as purple urine?

Challenge ... accepted!