I don't know, the fawning piece about the wife of the Syrian dictator was pretty f*cking bad.

See, I thought a lot of kids went through a pudgy period right before a big growth spurt. Kinda packing it away before using it all at once. Am I making this up? I feel like I read about this a few years ago. *desperately searches for references/sources*

Ahaha, I just did that above without seeing yours. Great minds.

Lucy *Flawless*. That woman does not age. Also she is incredibly cool in every way.

Is this the first post about this on Jez? I've been reading about it so much, through so many different sources, I could have sworn I saw something about it on here before. At the very least I think there was a jump from here over to Gawker where there has been extensive coverage of this case from early on.

I'm so glad this was reposted here. I read this a few days ago and was heartened by it.

Holidays about math are my favorite. I cannot wait for March 14, 2015.

All the time. Forever. Amen.

Or give the man the fetus and *he* can carry it around for 9+ months.

Srsly, let's reserve that kind of important stuff for men, zygotes and corporations.

Or genetically pre-determined.

My thoughts exactly. Add in the other twin and your pleasure is sextupled!!

Wait, pregnancy isn't just a 9-month walk in the park resulting only in a baby that you can readily give away and no long-lasting physical, emotional and financial effects? Somebody tell GOP lawmakers!

Considering that I regularly experience orthostatic hypotension which possibly leads to death by hypertension (reading comprehension?), I'm pretty sure I'm not much longer for this world.

So I'll save my 'spensive shoe buying until *after* bebes. Got it.

I also hear that your feet grow a size and don't shrink back. Can anyone confirm?

Based on all the responses above, I'll have to will my many fainting couches to be distributed by Jezebel.

Just for a second I was like: Nicollete Sheridan undermining Nicolette (sic) Sheridan? Two different people?

Oh my, the Karl does not change his own sheets. He has servants to do that.

Just guessing here but I bet he has dentures. He is 78. Also, the steamed apple is a dead giveaway.