The offspring would pretty much have a black-hole level density of talent (mass*charming/volume). In fact, it might be better if they don't procreate as it might lead to unprecedented levels of irresistibility. Regular people might find it impossible to escape their captivating demeanors and might be forever stuck in…

Maybe if you get a photobooth and a sloth both Mindy and Kristen will show!

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How hilarious would it be if Nancy actually sent her a candygram?

Let's just call them all assholes. Everyone has one of those.

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I think the error comes from the poster using the word "my" before "mice".

Yeah, I dare you to sort through the 500 pictures of whatever shoes I'm wearing that day in order to find the one pic with the nip slip.

Ooh, you're right, even having been there a few times I always picture Denver in the middle of the Rockies, which is not correct. I could see Grand Junction. I don't think such a notable feature as a large salt lake would have escaped description in the books. Hmmm, this is going to bother me for the rest of the day…

Yeah, "from the horses mouth" implies that this is a statement by RDJ. Not so. I don't believe that this commenter is RDJ but the headlines and language in this article are misleading.

I guess we'll just have to give them too much material to ever sort through. At least, that's my approach.

Not surprised neither Denver nor New York is on there. Denver is *so* obviously the Capitol and the Capitol is so obviously modeled on New York (with a touch of Los Angeles).

I dunno, Patrick Stewart is pretty far up there for me. I'd pay to see them in a race to the top.

Yes, I retain hope because based on all I know about Idaho, they are truly about small government and nobody telling them what to do ever.

AND gut public education at every level, thereby ensuring the cycle repeats and there are enough serfs forevermore.

Nope, it's only legal to stockpile guns. Lots and lots of guns. Especially in AZ, TX and FL. Oh yeah NH, don't forget NH.

Yeah, that would really help me advance to SlutWizard level 9 in Abortions and Dragons.

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Hmm, I distinctly remember wearing Lisa Frank sparkle wear when I was 10, which was early 80s. Though I maybe have been behind the times, I grew up in a very uncool part of Washington state.