Apparently he drinks like a fish, too.

Did you consider "LaRon Landry Responds to PED Suspension with Penis Allusion" as a headline?

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

\m/ \m/

About time we got some Metallica on here!

Finally! Although, to be honest, I've been enjoying the lack of profanity-laced pubescent voices in the Crucible. But, I suppose if it helps with team coordination...

Wow, that Battlefield shot actually IS amazing. I've never seen a SRAW come back on itself. I never knew that was possible. Cool, though.

What a waste of everyone's time and outrage

I'd so turok the shit out of some dinosaurs.

Back in my day, we just asked a slightly older guy who looked a little bit like us to sell us his ID for $50 then he'd get a replacement for half that. You then shop for beer in the seedier parts of town where nobody really paid much attention or where they might be afraid of thinking that all (insert your race here)…

Per @JayGlazer, refs say Colin Kaepernick dropped the N-word on the field last week. Kaepernick denying it, saying he found it there.

"I was going too fast at 300 pounds to stop"

Kicker: "Eight-ball corner pocket!"

You are very good

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

I saw "Brawl at Cardinals Game" and just assumed it was in St. Louis... Can you blame me?

I didn't see her being crowned out of pity. I saw it as friends supporting another friend and not allowing the bitches to get away with their nasty trick. Like, "Ha ha, bitches! My friends are awesome and they love me so big fat fuck you to you and your obnoxious troll friends!"

"Over these past few weeks, my 4 year old granddaughter shared with me this little reminder of a very good lesson we should all take with us, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but Adrian Peterson will beat the ever lovin' shit out of me""

The iPhone and McDonald's Apple Pie: American icons that, by all appearances, were made in China.

TL;DR but clicked