Apparently he drinks like a fish, too.

Did you consider "LaRon Landry Responds to PED Suspension with Penis Allusion" as a headline?

I'm still gonna get medieval on your ass...

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Haters gonna hate ...

\m/ \m/

About time we got some Metallica on here!

Finally! Although, to be honest, I've been enjoying the lack of profanity-laced pubescent voices in the Crucible. But, I suppose if it helps with team coordination...

Wow, that Battlefield shot actually IS amazing. I've never seen a SRAW come back on itself. I never knew that was possible. Cool, though.

What a waste of everyone's time and outrage

I'd so turok the shit out of some dinosaurs.

They're okay. I like my Wookiee Monster better.

Back in my day, we just asked a slightly older guy who looked a little bit like us to sell us his ID for $50 then he'd get a replacement for half that. You then shop for beer in the seedier parts of town where nobody really paid much attention or where they might be afraid of thinking that all (insert your race here)…

Per @JayGlazer, refs say Colin Kaepernick dropped the N-word on the field last week. Kaepernick denying it, saying he found it there.

"I was going too fast at 300 pounds to stop"

Kicker: "Eight-ball corner pocket!"

You are very good

TL;DR but clicked