yeah id rather be waterboarded and tortured a la Clockwork Orange...and keep my head. Shit is fucked up and beheading was the norm for so long that its now super shocking. Either way, this aggression cannot stand, man.

bibliography? contains part of the word bible... yes.

fierce firepower right there

jesus people are not joking around on kinja today! holy hell!

LULz

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I think its a smug comment made by me first, because the headline is click-bate-able, and he links the article that says shut up about click-bait. all is fair in internet lulz ya kno.

such the click-iest-bait headline since "hey did you get my message?" on pop up ads

Signal does these crazy things "Every 3rd Thursday" and they made a snowboard out of cardboard, a snowboard that has a TV in it, a snowboard for someone who is paralyzed from the waist down and i had seen this one on there and now that it is out on the pub market, for a pretty decent price, that is some legit ass…

To play the devils hand, who is to say we are not un-civilized (in warfare)? We certainly abuse and torture our prisoners (not all, but we do) and we also shoot missiles from drones thousands of meters in the air. (but we do have wi-fi at starbucks and running water...so yeah).

Went with EJ instead of Eli... face palm for fantasy football this week again at a waxing 0-4. Hey reggie bush, da faq happened to you bro?

You gotta scan the brain before, during, and after a person plays sports. take the first scan at lets say, 12 or 13 years old, the next one after high school at 17-18 and then another one roughly around 25-27.

I met larz and Rob at the SF Giants Metallica night getting on to the elevator. Lars is way smaller than I ever imagined and was piss drunk, but still managed to give me a high-five when i said "LARS YOU ARE THE FUCKIN BEST, BRO!" highlight of my life.

The previous year I met Willy Mays in the same elevator and shit…

Not two seconds later my right leg shakes and my bowels forcibly evacuate themselves right into my fucking pants. Just liquid, awful smelling shit shot down my leg at break-neck speed, barely stopping before entering my combat boot, which is the only bright spot in this whole story.

His reaction was timeless.

LULz.... Title should be "Sea Lion escapes from Shark, jumps in Shark Cage, Kicked out 10 seconds later"

Tired of this game..tired of Ghosts, black ops 2 was a bit faster... give me CHIVALRY now that some shit i can get down on. (Cant wait to D/L on Xbox)

It was easier to just walk up and ask for a pack of smokes for a 16 year old me... Camel Lights, fresh Divers licence, and my grandpa's oldsmobile were gangster back in 2000!

Thats not what Sandusky said... (god i hate myself)

False Flag? It is not occupying a country, its taking someones personal information. I get the comparison tho.

Hope its BS! I love Emma and I think millions of males also think that she is not just another pretty face, but she is highly intelligent and also extremely proactive in her approach to combating this…

lmao. You crack me up. Accused of rape? Please, they took her to the hospital... Dropped the "N" word, I hear that every day! Now him being an embarrassment, selfish, immature and stupid.. yes he is my QB and I fucking hate it some times.