FML we have 2 slotters down and only 1 running! How else are we supposed to get our wine boxes to napa? lulz

Do you happen to sell any slotting machines for cardboard? ha

NHL 09, Madden 09, Tony Hawk, and DisHonored... no COD or any shooters like that, too much to process on the brain, hurts the eyes.

dafaq?

And to quote the great Tory Lane from an efukt post "you fucking fuck-fuck" LULz

baaaaaaby........on boooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrd

For a website hell bent on preventing the whole gore porn gif thing, this article really does nothing to prevent sick fucks from wanting to see more of this shit...pun intended.

Just put a row of police officers around the inside of the rink...that will stop anything with out warning.

Magic!

ahhh... gotcha

That would make for some great fights from practice.
I also dont think Dennis Allen should be ranked the worst coach...he is dealing with a shitty few years of bad drafts and injuries. Maybe 3rd worst or 5th worst, but not the bottom.

/and they say bay area fans cant get along!

9ers could use some O-line help... Johnathan Martin is on our team tho... hmmm

That is amazing.

"This is like a bad dream...my offense cant score, my defense cant stay healthy or out of trouble, and my coach is a whacko who wears dad pants every day, AND NOW THE NEW BILLION DOLLAR STADIUM CANT GROW GRASS???" - CandleStick

I hate Tim Tebow with the same passion i hate the anything Southern Californian, however, with the Rams in the NFC west against the 9ers, She-Hawks, and the Crappy Cards, I have to figure some way to make this happen...gotta give the 9ers as much of a handicap as possible!!!

You have the best handle ever. +1 for life.

Tebow took the Broncos to the playoffs and even won them a game! Then nothing. I would take Tebow over Blaine Gabbert every day of the week as my back up to Colin... but the 9ers are a whole nother mess right now...1st string cant score a TD at home on new turf..twice... fml.

:(