I always forget Pitt wasn’t a really big deal until the mid-90s. He seemed like such an established star by the time I was aware of these things, which was only a few years later.

Are Brad Pitt and Adam Sandler friends? Are they promoting a movie together? Why did this interview happen? 

How does a real person look so much like a wax figurine of Patrick Bateman. Not even Christian Bale looks as Bateman-y as he does.

Am I the only one who remembers the Netflix show she and Tig Notaro were supposed to do? It was announced like a year and a half ago and there’s been nothing since. 

I was going to say this. He’s publicly done some trash things and rumors about his private life are TRULY awful. I don’t see why he’s seemingly been given a pass for all of it.

Hm, good question.

I love both of those ideas. And Scarlett Johansson can play any person, animal, or tree she wants. 

She was saying that upon returning to work, the house fee could have at least been waived since the dancers were out of work for a week without compensation.

LuAnn has an ex named Rich Super? So if he’s at the doctor, they call “Super, Rich” when it’s his turn to come in the room?

Because it’s more on-brand for her to be *soooo embarrassed*, but a good sport than it would be to just go into it with a sense of humor about herself. 

One time I took half a Xanax (granted, I’d also been drinking, etc.) and the next morning my then-boyfriend said I started blowing in his face, and when he asked what I was doing I said “blowing away the evil spirits. But there’s no such thing as evil spirits, so I must be high.” Then I rolled over and went to sleep.

I feel like the people who like the Minogues also have generally positive things to say about, say, Britney Spears or Ariana Grande. 

Is there a reason we should dislike the Minogues, or are you just asking?

I find it weird that people refer to Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter as though it was a serious relationship. They hooked up for, like, a month. They’re not “exes”.

Give it a rest, Wendy. 

Does anyone *not* think that Blue Ivy is a cultural icon?

I disagree on one point: The “you have to forgive me” scene was after she and Aiden had gotten back together. I think it’s fair to insist that if someone is going to choose to be with you, they can’t play passive aggressive games about things they’ve done wrong in the past. 

Internalized misogyny is real AF, especially when it comes to parenting. 

I have no idea who he is, but based on the blurb, I assumed he was, like, 23 AT THE MOST. That man is way too old to be pulling that shit. 

I truly never thought I would read a sentence about Kathie Lee “smooching and grinding” in my entire life, but, you know what? Get yours, Kathie Lee.