They seem like they shouldn’t exist in the same era. 

I knew the top comment would be about this, and I’m very pleased to be correct. That error  jumped the fuck out.

This is hilarious because she lies less than anyone I’ve ever known. Like, to a fault. 

I think he is a songwriter for other artists in addition to being a performer, so this actually does make sense. 

For exactly one incredibly petty and yet persistent reason, I absolutely hate Ed Sheeran forever:

My best friend could tell the DAY after two of our friends (separately) lost their virginity. She and I lived together when I lost mine and she didn’t know with me and I was kind of offended.

I see what you’re saying, but then I imagine giving someone a huge dildo chair that they have to somehow discretely dispose of or store, and suddenly $384 would probably seem like chump change (if I were into gag gifts/pranks in general).

Am I the only one who thinks that $384 isn’t that much money for two millionaires to spend on an elaborate sex toy? Is this an ongoing joke I’m missing? I’ve spent $150+ on sex toys that aren’t entire pieces of furniture, and I’m pretty broke.

Oh this is really fucking annoying. I was thinking maybe she meant it wasn’t made with chicken stock or something, but rice is a plant and cauliflower isn’t rice and can’t we just eat food, pleeeease! 😭

Twitter has ruined my brain in many ways, but one new one I’ve learned about today is that I can only read “I would like to see it” as a sarcastic challenge. 

I don’t believe I’ve heard this, but I’m sure it’s hilarious! 

Fair! But that was a conscious choice because I thought it needed no citation 😀

“Which essential oils to use for hair clogs”

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to also.”

I would love that. 

I have nothing to add, but ❤️

The comment was worded like it was this person’s opinion on the matter, but it’s actually something I’ve heard the Jenners discuss, and that Caitlyn is still “dad” to the kids. So Jud was actually just being respectful of their relationship. 

First, hephep might’ve just been saying that in a tongue-in-cheek way, but second, I believe debt has to be settled before any assets are inherited. But I’ve never really dealt with any of this so I could be wrong. 

That was very weird. She’s so much more famous for other songs and that sing is much more famous for Gloria Gaynor’s version. 

Wild!