So you’ve all just been walking around, knowing that Donald Glover has a kid, and no one bothered to tell me?

I just realized right now that I’d never seen “callate” spelled out before. Thanks for the spelling lesson!

So many Jens who married (at some point) an ex-boyfriend of Gwyneth Paltrow whose husbands got terrible tattoos shortly before or after said Jen’s divorce from said tattoo-getter. (If you have the patience to work with my tortuous sentence structure here, this is a mildly interesting observation.)

I feel like this is one of those statements that doesn’t translate well to written language. Like, he was saying it was horrible to watch, but then was like “but, on the other hand— there are way too many feral rats in NYC”.

I get pretty defensive about the implication that addiction is a moral failing and that it has a causal relationship to abusive behavior. The highest correlation to adult addiction is childhood trauma. People who don’t “get better” aren’t bad people; they are suffering from a very real illness. Most victims of…

I had never heard of it until I watched KUWTK for the first time and I had pretty much the same thought. “They live in a town called squashes?”

Or Kanye can be held responsible for his own actions, and we can stop expecting additional emotional labor from the wife of someone who’s clearly been going through some serious shit for a long time.

Johnny Depp is a piece of shit.

Not enough RHONY fans in this comment thread.

I don’t cook all that often, so if a recipe called for, say, half an onion, I used to inevitably leave the other half in the fridge until it rotted. It’s been great knowing this and not wasting so much food.

A girl can dream!

I can’t imagine why she faces undue criticism . . .

It’s almost like she’s vilified because she’s a powerful woman.

I’m not really sure why it’s included in Dirt Bag today, but that Twitter account is really funny.

What tf was that?

Good to know, but I’d guess that wasn’t what SJP had in mind, and that she was instead just forgetting about the massive chunk of NYS that’s north and west of the city. (And also Sideways New Jersey.)

You really set me up perfectly for a “You mean exurban myth?” joke, and I totally dropped the ball.

I always forget about your commitment to your bit and am initially confused then immediately impressed by it.

I mean, it’s just sideways New Jersey. Who cares.

Shit, Long Island isn’t even real anymore?