Double post. I blame Kinja.

This is nitpick-y but important to me: Parker mentions “our city”, and Nixon is running for state governor. So I’d like to just remind everyone that New York State is geographically, demographically, and economically diverse! These are issues that impact people who live hundreds of miles away from Manhattan as well!

This showed up twice for me and so I got to star it twice. This post is great.

I do realize how sanctimonious this is in a casual and snarky internet comment section, but I’m going to say it anyways.

I mean . . .

I’m here for the reboots, but I think it’s a little too soon to do 30 Rock. Maybe a reunion special sort of thing, but a whole reboot seems premature.

They’re definitely setting that up, right?

I’m watching last night’s Good Girls right now and they watch this scene in the episode, so. Fun coincidence for me!

I usually agree but I found this article really condescending.

Either I’m having the most severe case of deja vu of my life or Tebow said this exact thing (almost word for word) several months ago.

Also, while I’m here: I’m an infrequent but longtime commenter and I don’t troll and would love to be ungreyed if you have a sec.

I never watch SNL and I didn’t even know she’d be on, but I decided to watch last night and hardcore freaked when this happened.

Exactly. She seems genuinely horrified.

That I’m in total agreement with you about.

“If you’re having a bad day, stay home”? I don’t know how your job works, but “a bad day” is not usually an excusable absence. And I don’t know how your life works, but most people need to pay bills, no matter how shitty we’re feeling.

BUT GUYS!

Yeah, I knew where you were coming from; I just don’t know where Bobby was coming from.

I see no evidence that she being pranked rather than doing the pranking.

I have a very long torso relative to my overall height— will this be helpful if I get pregnant one day?

I prefer not to believe those rumors because of how young Rihanna was when her and Jay Z’s working relationship started, but I’m probably wrong.