Violet is probably the best character

It *can* be. Sure.

Poor bar he goes to.

They replaced him with an understudy in April of ‘05.

One thing not being addressed much:

Completely, though. I thought the same thing.

Because Blake Shelton can’t win with me:

Precisely.

Off-topic: Pizza Rat was a lie. It was a fucking trained rat and the photo was staged.

Mine was a really nice guy. It was just a totally ugh experience.

The worst sexual experience I ever had was with someone named Jared.

I think that was the joke though

That’s hitting a sore spot with me.

I took my dad to his concert this summer, and I’m so grateful I did. We had a great time and the show was fantastic.

The stay in their lane. And they’d be better presidents than the current occupier of the White House, anyways.

What are you talking about.

What.

Samesies re: Ben.

Samesies

I know I’m drunk because I’m finding the urge to repeatedly tell an internet stranger how perfect I find them irresistible. I swear that if I come across another absolutely perfect comment of yours, I’ll keep it to myself, but just know that my heart will be thinking it.