In terms of kinja commenting, you’re essentially infallible. Thanks for existing.

I like option three: both.

I had no idea what it meant, but after looking it up, my instincts were confirmed.

Me too and I wasn’t aware of it until right now.

Both.

🔥🔥🔥

Re: Brad and Jen reuniting: I’m rewatching Parks and Rec, and im season 2, Leslie says something about them (Brad and Jen) being soulmates and getting them back together. Funny part is, she’s dating a character played by Justin Theroux, who hadn’t even met* Jennifer Aniston at the time.

It sound so paternal t me.

She must be.

Sorry if I’m the 18th person to say this, but imagine a man saying this about women.

I mean, do you say “my mom” / “my brother” / “my friend”? When I say “my (Kristen)“, it’s just to indicate that she is the (Kristen) whom I most associate with my life, I guess. It’s a term of endearment.

I’m not getting it . . . I call people I love “my [their name]” all the time. It’s not possessive*; it’s just a way of showing affection.

Haha I was just going for a wide variety of careers as a joke about my lack of success in dating 😉

I mean, I do the same thing. I’m 31 and I’d have a hard time finding a 22-year-old I’d consider a serious relationship with, but I’d definitely respectfully bang one a couple times.

That is totally my motto as well. No celebrities, superheroes, doctors, lawyers, bartenders, garbage people . . . most of the jobs are out. Also unemployed people. That is why I am single. Because of my motto.

I know I’m in the minority here, but I will forever root for Ben Affleck. Those early crushes get their hooks in.

Exactly what I am hoping for. Even if this is stealth marketing for the movie.

There are probably a lot of sides to this story, and we certainly don’t know the full truth.

Also, yeah, Jay-Z got off scot free on this . . .

First math, now music theory and philosophy. Rude