I had a boss who wouldn’t allow staff to speak Spanish in front of customers, despite him consistently speaking his language on the floor.

“I can’t tell if Miranda Lambert likes to drink or thinks the illusion gives her an interesting character trait.”

I absolutely love how this ended for her.

I don’t think it was like “*shrug* (flatly) There’s that person. They exist.” I think it was more like “aw! There’s *that* person! [It’s so nice to be reminded that] they exist in the world!”

That seems like exactly how I feel about most of my exes with whom I don’t have an ongoing relationship and/or residual resentment.

She sounds either insufferable or delightful, or most likely, in turns, both.

What was that from?

She had broken up with him and it was like five in the morning. Movie-romantic, real life-creepy.

I’m honestly choked up. Fuck the world.

HUGE Emm Thompson vibes.

It’s nice of the FBI to make it so easy to avoid the lighters they’ve tapped!

Exactly.

I’m neither clutching my pearls (*eyeroll*) nor claiming to be perfect. I just get a little annoyed with her sometimes.

Sometimes Kinja comments make me wish I could retweet them.

Great, but she could, like, acknowledge it. And acknowledge that “I Kissed a Girl” was pretty problematic, while she’s at it.

No one’s mentioned the New England Aquarium?? With that big tube in the middle. That’s fun.

You had me at “NorthJersey.com”.

Never forget.

Ditto. I think she’s grown since “I Kissed a Girl” came out, but I doubt she’s acknowledged said appropriation.

I totally agree that it would be great if more people were open about a journey from the bad and/or bigoted ways they used to feel. What I don’t like is this idea that she changed her mind because she met cool gay people. What if she’d met shitty gay people? Or fucked up, “weak” gay people? A minority group’s…