I maybe see where you’re coming from, but they are actors.

I can’t believe she actually wrote it. I’m so excited.

“Patrick O’Meara”? Or am I missing the joke? I worked brunch, which is a fucking brain fry.

I think the position and the pomp of it all is a total waste, but I completely feel sorry for them. To have, by definition, such a formal relationship with your own family from the get just seems so sad and lonely.

Going somewhere and just waiting to go home isn’t a job. Going to a mine and doing back-breaking physical labor all day is a job.

I was like, are we not even going to MENTION this?

Nachos. Blue corn chips and melted white cheese.

This needs way more stars. I’m hungover and sleep-deprived (e.g., I thought that the word was “underslept” for about forty five seconds), but your post made me giggle in a most delightful way.

I don’t watch The Good Wife, but this seems so meta.

goddamn, goddamn, godDAMN!

This sounds phenomenal. I’m excited to read/see it.

Ooh it’s Scandal night!

Thank you. I really killed it.

Drink a lot and wear short skirts and make out with everyone who is remotely interested. Just kiss everyone you see.

I’d have assumed a wider gap for the Clooneys. Like 20+ years.

It’s entirely insulting. What are you talking about.

A. Rod is a fucking asshole. Don’t even.

Good at baseball? Sure, unfortunately. Good at being not an asshole? No.

Ditto.

Edited because 8 other people also thought they already dated.