I unknowingly took a boy’s virginity in New Orleans on St. Patrick’s Day weekend, then proceeded to have the sluttiest weekend of my life (in a healthy/#reclaimingtheword way).

Or . . . *on* the rails . . .

Holy shit! Congratulations!

I know marijuana can really work wonders for people who suffer from Crohn’s, so I hope he can find a way to manage his pain and his substance issues simultaneously.

POPULAR opinion: vanderpoops is boring.

Are these people really that fucking dumb?

I mean, Buddy Holly died at 22, so yes.

Mine just gets stony-faced and asks why I would bring it up.

Obviously there’s a motorcade and whatnot, but are the President and VP supposed to be out for a run together on what seems like a street that hasn’t been shut down?

You should see my dad’s face when I say *any*thing bad about Brady or Bellichick (I am sure I’m spelling that wrong).

Ew what. She was born in my beloved home state? (I know, afflecks, Damon, whatever.)

Has that show been renewed yet? I’m ready to start rewatching already.

This deserves so much love.

Is it possible to develop face blindness? Yesterday I was thinking Leighton meester and Minka Kelly were the same person, and today I literally thought David Beckham must have been tangentially related to the story, so they used his picture.

Haha no, the second one was actually the joke. I googled them, and I legit can’t tell who is who in side-by-side pictures.

Wait whaaaaat?

Also, I like how her character is shaping up on Jane the Virgin.

Agreed re: who picks Matt Lauer, but I also understand the mix-up. I’ve made it repeatedly, and not because I had romantic feelings for a work husband. Just cause it’s two dudes you’re close to, so what else’re you gonna do? Think of them as individuals? And if their names are Matt and Mike, that can’t make it any…

Pre-mid2000s: only boxers. Post: only briefs/boxer briefs. While most wore primarily boxer briefs, they usually each own one or two token pairs of regular briefs.

This is my issue.