Meatloaf is literally the only thing I like ketchup with.

Not every brag is a humblebrag.

“Tupac was shot and killed in”.

I don’t care how #basic this is: that man is walking sex on about 73 different levels.

“Complete and unabridged.”

You should make vegetables fruit again.

Oh, geez—that didn’t even occur to me. (Surprisingly, I’ve been a little in my head these days.) Things are terrible, but non-abusive and, honestly, as amicable as I could hope (especially since my cousin died). Thanks for the concern though.

Fuck yourself. Literally. It might help you relax.

People are allowed joy.

Thanks. It is really terrible and terrifying. I’m sorry you are dealing with this and good luck.

A lot, honestly ☺— thanks for the kind words.

I don’t *have* to, but starting over in NYC takes a fuck ton of energy, and I have none right now. (The boy and I live together and I can’t afford our apartment on my own.)

Also should I go to coachella if I happen onto something like $1,000? Is that what this means?

As of last Friday, my 4-year relationship ended, necessitating that I leave the city I’ve lived in for 8 years and the job I’ve been at for 7. Then in the fucking middle of all of this, a cousin i adore and absolutely idolized growing up died of a heroin overdose. (I’m also feeling pretty shitty about the state of my…

My cousin just died of a heroin overdose six days ago. I don’t know what would’ve happened, but the thought that maybe he could’ve survived if antidotes had been more fucking affordable is hurting a lot right now.

What the world needs now is definitely two new Beyonce babies.

Well, I can’t post comments using rape-apologist language and be surprised when comparisons get made.

She got tied up and held hostage at gunpoint in a place she felt safe. I’m not going to sit here and say that ain’t traumatic and a huge violation. And if you don’t want people to “make the comparison,” maybe don’t say victims of violent crimes are “asking for it” by “flaunt[ing their] things.”

Fucking shit fuck. Of all the fucking things to fuck with, Do not. Fuck. With Olivia. Pope. I have waited so damn long for the return of Scandal, and you DARE to make me wait another moment??? I was mad before (and heartbroken for my country, etc.). Now it’s fucking war.

YES. I saw most of that at a hotel one time. I loved it.