I will say one thing about Nintendo, they are masters of optimizing their internally developed games. I wish other studios would spend half the time actually using every bit of available power instead of just... well, doing what Sony did on the Forsaken PC port, for example. 

At first I was confused by this move, but then I realized that if America won’t do something about it, then maybe his family might be on to a really great idea....

The goal isn’t to get the UN to send in troops or anything. You raise it as an issue to maintain the awareness of what happens to people in the US. It should theoretically become part of America’s “profile” that there are human rights abuses going on here and the UN should regard the US as a violator. Third world…

I saw them on tour with Female Presenting Nipple back in ‘89. What a show.

I’m not in it for the titillation, sometimes it bugs me that otherwise realistic games just kinda... pretend this stuff doesn’t exist. People have genitals! All the time! Even when they’re not being used for sexy stuff! Can’t we just accept that?

They opened for The Incidental Genitals.

Unintended Vaginas sounds like some sort of really weird avant garde punk band

Well it turns out that Pokemon, a multiplayer Nintendo game directed at children, is a pretty good avenue for creepy dudes to get in close with minors.

Same. When I get sick, I find myself mumbling: 

This is such an obviously BS thing to do. “I know they would never consent to it if I asked, so I’ll just do it until they catch me.”

Duurrrrrr....

She’s crying because his stupidity threatened their paychecks.

I mean, that’s standard operating procedure for an insincere apology for many decades now. Politicians love doing that one.

But that completely misses the point. As some have pointed out online, including streamer Hasan “Hasanabi” Piker, the real issue isn’t MrBeast’s philanthropy but rather the pay-walled access to a simple surgery that could have healthy, long-lasting, positive effects on an individual’s eyesight.

The biggest blow with this news that a lot of gaming fans might miss is a lot of people from indie devs to journalists to all others losing the access to networking opportunities. E3 wasn’t just the outward facing multi billion dollar advertisement, there was a whole world behind the curtain that’s just going to get…

Also Canadian. Also living in one of the most racist provinces, Saskatchewan. There’s a shit load of anti-indigenous racism, immigrant racism (even if they’re white), and anti-black and anti-asian racism. Hell, a guy shot an unarmed indigenous man in the head, point blank, and got off scott free. Racism is almost in…

Yeah, as a Canadian(white male though, not female), it sometimes seems to me like a lot of my fellow white Canadians don’t think we have racism in Canada.

Yeah, that last paragraph there is what we call feminism.

And they’re usually out of shape, unwashed, and unable to cook a meal without a microwave.

Even as a child, I thought the idea that “girls are scary because they have cooties” was weird and dumb. Never would have thought it would become a philosophy for grown-ass men.