I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

“I’d figured it was going to miss once it left his hand, and then when it missed, I was certain of it.”

You knew it was coming!

Found the Gooner!

You clearly didn’t understand shit from this story.

Because.... Believe it or not, the Netherlands recognizes only Dutch as its official language! Such a thing does not exist in the US, so why would be English the reference ?

I’m all for this kind of bill, but only if it stipulates that the translation into the PURCHASER’S language is the one the contract has to honor. Insurance company made a mistake in the translation? Oops, fuck you you have to honor it and should’ve made sure to hire a better translation service to accommodate the…

Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

You do? No you don’t.

You actually don’t.

No, you don’t.

No. You really don’t have to ask.

I would think it more likely that he was hit in the inferior vena cava and died of a venous bleed. If you sever the femoral and don’t do anything to stop it you die very quickly. Venous bleeds can be dangerous precisely because they aren’t as severe looking as an arterial bleed and often don’t get the attention they…

He’s not so good at geography, he went to the Nether Regions when he was meant for the Netherlands.

He must have been hit in the femoral artery and adrenaline kicked in to try to bike to safety. Damn. May he rest in peace.

I knew someone would bring back the Crippler Crossface. Chris Benoit would be proud.

Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.