“She’s going through the change.”

We’re just gonna stay here and hang out with your dad, ok?

So, we’ve stopped even pretending about the “student” part of “student-athlete”, yes?

Oh, you’re not wrong. Going in hot-blooded might actually get you less of a court sentence, but if you’re gonna go full ham you better be totally certain. This would have to start with a calmer discussion where the admins are asked about exactly what they did. In this case - and far too many others I’ve seen - they…

That’s a completely understandable reaction. It just seems like being between a rock and a hard place - the school administration is supposed to be the authority that’s charged with _preventing_ abuses like this. But when that authority goes AWOL and becomes the threat, what alternative is there? Civil suits against…

What never ceases to amaze me is not that things like this happen, but that more of them don’t turn into violent rampages by the children’s parents. As the father of a son & a daughter, I genuinely don’t know if I could keep myself from rolling into that school with a baseball bat if something like this was inflicted…

That would be slightly more believable if they had contacted any of the Machinima team prior to this...

Bear in mind - Iowa keeps sending Steve King to Washington. There’s a lot of shit people in that state.

So, the refs shouldn’t have called it dead. But since refs never admit mistakes, they had to make up whole new chapters of rules to justify their bullshit, yes?

Well, nobody currently _on_ the Raiders trusts Gruden any more, and nobody with any other options in the whole sporting world would give him the time of day, so clearly the bottom of the barrel is the top of his list. This says more about Peterman’s desperation than Gruden’s idiocy.

This isn’t a problem with Harden. This is a problem with weak-ass refs that pick and choose who to call and who to let run. Point the finger where it goes.

Elijah Craig Small Batch has recently become my go-to.

If you’re a fashion model with an Instagram feed, you are pretty much _being paid_ to shame people. 

You’re not wrong but I don’t think the NBA is supposed to have kayfabe...

I especially love how, as his first words, he _interrupts her_ to say “Merry Christmas”. Gotta fill those checkboxes, right Herr Goebbels?

If corporations are people, it’s time to institute the death penalty.

I’m just spitballing here... now hear me out... what if...

While I fully agree with your suggestion that he may have gotten Ron-Burgundy’ed by one of the PAs, I would also like to submit the supporting hypothesis that Stephen A. Smith is about as smart as a turnip.

Certainly, fellow totally-human Democrat person! Go to the back dressing room at the Totally-Human Ted Cruz Look-Alike contest and knock _THREE_ times on the mirror. A large biker dressed as Noam Chomsky will greet you and guide you down the stairs to the Bubble Room. Tonight’s discussion topic is “Blood of aborted…

Seriously - it’s not like Gruden’s still on the market or anything...