Take 1 cheap-as-hell surplus missile system.

nobody said fighting fascists had to be subtle

If I was a racer on that circuit, I’d get the rest of the riders together at the start of the next race he’s in, stand around his bike, and inform him that he doesn’t race any more. You’d need every other racer, because of course he’d start swinging, but that would end badly for him, I expect.

That’s a typo. I’m pretty sure Trump was telling the Evangelicals he expects _them_ to get violent if Repubs lose this fall. 

Apparently, you can interfere in ordinary court cases all you want, but taking payoffs to influence federal elections can actually get you federal prison time. It sounds like Pecker has more competent legal advisors to talk to than Trump does...

Ummm.... has anyone yet explained to the Mango Man-Child that he actually _can’t_ just create a new service branch? The Executive runs the military, but their creation & composition are entirely in the hands of Congress. He can dedicate however much money he wants to this, but unless it’s established by congress that…

That plate looks like something a vegan college student would throw together for dinner on day 3 of desperately waiting for the check to clear before going to the grocery store...

Can they make money by opposing this? No. Can they lose money by opposing this? Probably; the fascists might stop buying Lazio gear.

There’s a difference between working at a company and working as a public official. That notice you get means _your employer_ may be watching anything you do, because they are paying you to do X so you shouldn’t be doing Y on the clock instead.

OK, it’s one thing to have Hulk Hogan over, but why is Saddam Hussein standing behind Winston in that pic?

It’s the job of a PR person to twist things - to spin the truth. But literally _every_ spokesperson for Trump has gone _far_ beyond that mandate and routinely spews out bald-faced lies in service of their orange-skinned man-child of a boss. There is zero sympathy for Spicer or Hucklebuck or anyone else who willfully…

Of course no one’s going to do anything. For a foreign nation to actively subvert our election process like this - that’s nothing more or less than an act of war. And nobody, in either party, has the balls to actually follow up on that. Therefore, neither side can afford to say that out loud.

Counter-counterpoint: Fuck both of those garbage-fire teams and their garbage-fire fans.

Give ‘em all sticks to swing at each other and you’ve got a deal.

...but being a member of the Trump family kinda does.

But if they were to find an actual virgin to elect, would he be Cherry Pope Zero?

I put it down to baseball players being pissy little man-children with compensation issues.

OK, I get that macros are against the rules, and it sounds pretty convincing that he did do that, so fuck him. But if it’s really so easy to set up - not something that takes super-expensive gear to pull off, not the result of months of drugs or post-hypnotic conditioning- but something that pretty much any player at…

I’d drink champagne out of those...

I wonder what he thinks the word “insipid” means...