It’s good, but you forgot the part right before that where the Shoe Company Guy hands Rick $10000 and says “Here’s 10 grand - get that kid to play for your school.”

In terms of directive regulations that can be enforced unilaterally, the word “should” means fuck-all. The only hard requirement in that policy - the only thing that has the word “must” attached to it - is that “... all players must be on the sideline for the National Anthem.” They cannot hang out in the tunnel or the…

Well, if Sessions’s DoJ is investigating, it’s probably because they think Harvard is letting in _too many_ non-whites...

Does... Does he think the people of Puerto Rico can use the paper towels to... soak up the hurricane?

This brings up a question... does he have a list of “good” ones?

He wanted to win a few games?

Ugh. As much as I truly despise that twit and everything he stands for and everything he’s doing to our country... This just feels _waaay_ too preachy.

Really, all you needed to do was fill the page with pic after pic of Snyder. He alone makes this the worst, most unlikable team in sports. Even Philly and Dallas are more sympathetic crowds of idiots than these bums. Anyone who willingly spends more than 5 minutes’ time in Snyder’s presence is automatically dirt.

I figure that once the actual child is born, you can stop putting “rumored” in headlines like this. “This is Freddie, the alleged love child from my rumored affair. Sources say he’s six months old, and an anonymous commenter tells me I’m very proud!”

“Alaska’s future with the administration”?!? Does he really think he can fire a state?

Probably because you _know_ what a dog or wolf looks like, so you notice all the inconsistencies. You don’t really know what a dragon is supposed to look like, so whatever they put up there is closer to acceptable.

“Speaking of bats...”

Brian Hall reportedly went so far as to point at the two other children living in the home who are his and said, “Those two are taken care of.”

Pretty sure they feel the same towards him...

Well, unless you think getting elected President also magically grants someone telepathy and omniscience, the White House has to _get_ information like this from somewhere. So, if the Defense Department, the State Department, and the intelligence community are all _surprised_ by this announcement, then the only…

Wouldn’t be a lot more cost-effective - not to mention humane - to teach cops how to interact with people? That’s what many departments seem unable to deal with anymore...

The accusations in question _were_ quite specific and very serious:

The problem is that people shit on the operators and front-line workers who have simply no say whatsoever in those fucked up plans. If you have a problem with the level or quality of service, drag your ass uptown and shit on the people in charge of MTA and MTA’s budget, or shut the hell up.

Jesus Fucking Christ this country is like a goddamn clown car with no steering wheel.

Sadly, the only thing that surprises me in this story is that Sears takes coupons. I had no idea.