Your assumptions are all incorrect. Trump’s cult of personality is putting loyalty to his name above loyalty to the nation or the Constitution, and that’s unacceptable.

So many opportunities are missed in the NFL because people don’t want to do something different.

“...our Pathfinder’s son and daughter...”

Beware the Ottoman Empire!

Yeah, and that chair would have been _covered_ in gold leaf. Very tasteful. Very classy.

“But Coach - the season opener isn’t for 5 more months!”

You guys have your political coverage spread all over the damn place, and it’s a mess.

He can’t do that until the day _after_ inauguration, when he lets them all beck in the country...

Every time a scalper loses money on tickets, and angel gets its wings. And every time Trump is ignored by someone, the world becomes a little brighter.

Well, only if the trophy is in the likeness of an underage prostitute, if Oakland PD is to be believed...

Came here to post exactly this. Not disappointed.

Yeah, but look at the size of the little yellow-jacketed people in scale to the letters in that pic - that sign is _big_ and you’re not pulling even blankets down with some serious safety gear. Sending all that up a hillside in LA can get expensive, even if no actual damage is done.

Yeah, I was getting confused about the basic concept - I could see _landings_ causing jarring bumps, but how do _takeoffs_ do that? Then I saw the references to carrier launches in the comments and the article finally started making sense...

Because Debbie Wasserman Shultz was Clinton’s paid shill in the DNC. It’s like Joe Stalin said - “Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.” And DWS counted the votes for the party nomination.

Who the hell is going to want to work for this guy in the future?

Very deserved. As was Reynolds’ dickpunching of Stark as he got up.

That would be the most amazing “fuck you” ever.

Now I’ve got a picture in my head of Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon II, with Chris Pratt saying “But... you’re black!”

Wow. That’s terrible on many levels. That’s also some of the laziest damn writing I’ve seen in ages - Fishburne shows up just long enough to tell them something _he_ notices in minutes, but Jim didn’t in a year of fucking off? And then dies. Doing literally nothing more than any sort of monitoring program on the ship…