What have the Romans ever done for us?

“I’m not asking that he be given a slap on the wrist...He did spend 17 days in jail, and he did lose his job.”

Well, she clearly has no dignity, no self-respect, and no marketable skill besides lying stone-faced to anyone about anything. PR is her natural environment.

Dingdingding! You are correct, sir!

and made out with him a little bit in a food court.

The spirit of the Section funds is to build community

I can think it all I want in any situation, but if you speak it, then that is different.

So... Cujo in the Rain?

While it does sound like his taste, frozen fries take 20-30 minutes to bake (source: teenage son whose body mass is approx. 62% potato). So after sending 3 or 4 batches back, then having a kitchen dude go get some from the store (which I’m guessing isn’t exactly next door to a Trump restaurant), then cooking the…

Until we can raise 100% of all children to this standard, there will still be scumbag rapists. These rapists will still congregate in groups to cover for & facilitate each other’s crimes. Fraternities will continue to be a problem zone.

Sooo.... it can fit 2 soldiers in the front, and their gear in the back, and nothing else. Because it sure looks like there’s zero useful cargo space.

Hey, that cyber’s really, really hard!

Truth. Perennial bottom-feeders like Cleveland just look like they’re being out-played on the field - like the JV squad getting beat up on by the first-stringers. But it takes true Jets-level incompetence - as Bowles is quoted, from the coaching on down - to really make it look like you’re gift-wrapping it for the…

Soooo.... rather than address his petty butthurt directly to people like Anna Wintour or other Big Cheeses that decide who to make into models, his brilliant idea is to... physically assault a woman who has no say whatsoever about the source of his butthurt? He’s extremely fortunate he’s not recovering in an ICU…

Aw shit - somebody get Rush Limbaugh on the phone! We need a full-360 Spin Doctoring - stat!

Apple seems to be using search (in this case powered by Bing)

Glad I went to San Diego last night

Isn’t... isn’t this the woman who starred in an animated series called “Stripperella”?

This is pretty much the standard conservative “I don’t want things to change because I’m winning and fuck you” response:

This seems pretty straightforward... IANAL, but if Chipotle’s own system automatically clocks people out at 1230am, and people are still working after 1230am as a standard matter, it seems like it would be on _Chipotle_ to fix this, not “a few rogue managers”. They _know_ their system cheats employees... unless they…