Blind item: Hugh Jackman or John Travolta?

@bethjo: Good question. She is nuts.

My God, this was awesome. Please use the Body Language Guy again.

@BlueJeans: Yeah, I heard that, but that might have been face-saving to cover his slight embarrassment about the fact that the horse he opted not to ride came very close to beating him.

Her whole premise is fucked. I don't see her as a Barbie with a perfect life. I see her as a vapid, soulless buffoon.

@LittleBoots: If you've ever been around thoroughbreds, it's hard to argue that it's a cruel sport. All they want to do is run run run, whether they're at the track or in the pasture. My aunt had racehorses and they were never happier than when they knew they were about to race, and they'd actually get depressed if…

@LittleBoots: So many parallels between Mine That Bird and Seabiscuit.

@karmasutra: Love that horse. I am delighted she won, but if you look at the race Mine That Bird had — all the jostling he had to do, with no hole, and he still came from last place to second in the final stretch and would likely have beaten her if he'd had another few seconds — it was astonishing. I think he'll win…

They look like maternity jeans worn after the baby's been born. So ridiculous.

@BadenBaden: Bingo. If I was an editor and my reporter filed the story without mentioning this woman was a Sunday school teacher? I'd want to fire that person. It is totally relevant, totally interesting, totally bitterly ironic.

@Kilotwat: I don't know, Sunday school teacher implies someone virtuous, no? Who believes in the 10 commandments? I think it's a pretty interesting detail.

I am old and out of touch so someone please tell me — my 18-year-old daughter's favourite store to shop is Urban Outfitters. Is this bad? What does it say about her? The clothes seem overpriced but kind of vintage-y to me and I kind of like them. Should I be concerned?

@Marcia Howard: I hear you but I really don't think that's what was going on there. The little monkey looks like she's on the verge of joyous tears while staring at something blue and glowing. If you imagine that day, then go look back at that sweet little monkey, it is just too funny. Go do it! It kills me every…

Oh my God. Here are even more pictures. And it's a girl!!

@Marcia Howard: Oh come on! Really!?

@stacyinbean: I am so turned on by Jemaine I can barely watch the whole "It's Business Time" episode. It's supposed to be not at all sexy, and yet he's so sexy.

@lollier888: Cute shoes!

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: That is hilarious. I am howling. Imagine that, then go look back at the picture. So funny.

OK, that monkey is so cute I almost cried. Why are they almost extinct? Do people hunt them? How could you hunt something with a face like that? It's like killing a child.

Holy shit. He is kind of hot when he's not all Murray-ed up.