How should we cast it? Who should play him? What about Bradley Cooper with a bad dye job? Renee Z. could play Rielle.

These are also some of the most highly taxed countries in the world — I think Denmark is No. 1 — so suck on that, Tea Party loons. Universal social programs generally make for a healthy and happy population.

@brightpeonies: That guy is hot as hell. He's got a Heath Ledger thing going on. Those pictures are fantastic.

I wish I understood the reasoning. The body on the right is so much sexier than the photo-shopped body on the right, whipped cream notwithstanding.

@chatsbeaux: Oh. Dear.

Hand jobs are a major part of my sex life. HANDJOBS RULE!

I love slips. I always buy silk ones in vintage stores. They are pretty and comfortable to sleep in, and if you need one to wear under a sheer dress, they're handy. And men truly love them, if that's a goal. They find them elegant, old-fashioned, sexy, etc.

Never mind the seagull, the sales clerk was hot.

@englishbreakfasttasteslikedarj...: I am actually old enough to remember when "boner" was used to mean "mistake" or "gaffe."

@TheFormerJuneBronson: The British media has long claimed she's shaved about five or six years off her age. That's something I never understand. You're better to say you're five years older so that everything thinks you look awesome for your age. I am 68, by the way.

I'm sorry, but I do not believe Catherine Zeta-Jones is only 40. I just don't. There have long been whispers that she's shaved several years off her age, and I believe them.

I have been enthralled and in love with Maru for so long.

@DexterHaven: His tantrums were so rude and disrespectful. And they usually happened when he was playing Borg, who was a totally classy, well-mannered athlete who never did that shit. Sometimes it would throw Borg off his game, and I always suspected McEnroe did it for that reason — I was not a fan. That's just…

@SBJ: Which is odd, because the crime rate is lower than when we were kids. Quite significantly so (at least from when I was a kid, but I am 15 years older than you).

@willwriteforfood: Wow, that's hilarious. Good on him.

I pondered going to the tea party rally today, but I feared I would get arrested. I do not trust myself among these loons. I would have lost it.

Uh-oh. I let my kids walk to school from the time they were six. Yes! We lived close to the school, and there were always other kids walking along the same street they were walking along, in a quiet residential neighbourhood, so I never worried about it. And they were proud.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: Absolutely. He does not look good to me.

I hate to say this, but I don't think it will be long before he might make it onto this site:

I find it really hilarious that this redneck bohunk could turn out to be Sarah Palin's undoing, and therefore become some kind of national hero. It's just so funny, and it couldn't happen to a more deserving political figure. Death panel this, baby.