Zooey. And she looks awesome. Love the eye makeup.

I got a tea set and a brand-new dolly and there is a pretty funny home movie of me making my older brother and sister sit at the little tea party table and drink endless cups of water with me and my dollies and teddies. They are quite a bit older than me, and they went along with it. I loved that tea set.

Cute dress but there is such a thing as being too blonde. That's a bit ridiculously platinum.

She is so pretty. And you know what I like about her? She has thin lips. Remember when Meg Ryan had thin lips and was adorable? And then got fat lips and now looks ridiculous? I hope Keri never messes with her mouth.

I am so happy she went back to red. Now if only Nicole Kidman would do the same.

That blog is my new favourite. It needs to win some kind of Bloggie award.

I can't tell — is he clean-shaven or still sporting that repulsive half-dozen whisker facial hair he had going for awhile?

@cassananandra: I think she's a very pretty girl. Could use a root touch-up, however, but so with you on the makeup.

I didn't even know she was pregnant.

@The HZA.: I hear you. I LOVE her outfit but she's aging herself about 20 years, and about three generations, with the makeup and the coif.

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): Eat less crap, exercise more. It's such a simple, tried-and-true formula but so hard to do.

@lalaland13: Steve Carell dragged Tara Reid into rehab? Do tell! Was she on The Office? Fill me in.

My mother literally handed me a book called "All About Girls" and it was never spoken of again. It is the funniest book ever — I still have it. Just totally outrageously outdated.

It is so bizarre that it took this long for Tara Reid to go to rehab. She's been a notorious mess for years. She's apparently close to her siblings and parents so you have to wonder where they've been. Although I suppose you can't always pull a Jamie Spears and force your kid to dry out.

I didn't like it at first — so sterile and East German! — but now I have come to love it. It's especially great if you've been too busy all day to check in and at the end of the day, you want a quick rundown of everything that's been posted without having to wade through page after page of posts.

@bananaballs: He's got a great mouth, and I am sucker for a man with a pouty mouth. Makes the necking so divine.

I hadn't realized he'd lost his sight.

Umm, is Santa grabbing Clooney's balls?

Flight of the Conchords wins hands down. I kept waiting for the Pet Shop Boys to cry out: "The east-end boys and west-end girls!"

@encnyc: I know! The jeans are so disturbing. It was the late 80s, though.