Bill was the funniest thing about that skit.

Hortense: This explains so much.

@JillJitsu: I agree. That photo was beyond creepy and bothered me more than the one of her wrapped in a sheet. And she seems AWFULLY sexualized for a girl of her age. Did you see those shots of her suggestively making tongue faces at her boyfriend a while ago? She looked like a porn star.

The Kids in the Hall news has made my weekend.

Her body is looking amazing these days.

Seriously, what ABOUT Conor and Isabella?

Love Tom's outfit, and the backup singers. Those were heady days. My mother and her friends used to go to his concerts and throw their underwear at him.

That might be one of the most unattractive photos ever taken of PH, and that's saying something.

I thought she was pregnant and just waiting to announce it? She sure doesn't look preggers.

I experience this feeling of horror just about every time I walk into an American Apparel. Who the hell wears that shit? And why?

This is awesome and may I confess that I hope he's really like this? Obama needs an Ari. And I am so with him on Lieberman. Fucking turncoat asswipe.

I'm guessing they're both relieved that Paris Hilton is no longer angling to become part of the family.

@georgina: @PinkSoxHat: Isn't it great? As Dick Cavett said, you almost have to admire someone stringing together a sentence from which you could remove chunks of words and it wouldn't be any more nonsensical.

I couldn't be happier about this because I was really hoping she'd offer more lofty insight about her position on Darfur beyond this stunningly intelligent bit of wisdom:

@SinisterRouge: That guy is TOTALLY hot! Yum.

Nice sunglasses. And "Living in the Moment?" What, because she's always had so much trouble NOT living in the moment?

Who is that guy?

Germaine Greer of all people. What the fuck? Did anyone critique Barack's suit? Jesus.

Where did her bum go?