@queenieinmanhattan: I feel the same way. What the hell, people. Try to enjoy this time for the profound moment of change that it is. It is a historic turning point, a watershed moment in American history. When your kids/grand-kids ask you excitedly about it in 40 years, it's going to sound pretty weird when all you…

People are not going to blame Barack Obama if in two years, even four years, he has not fixed the worst mess since the Great Depression. Not just because people are not stupid, but because they see we have a different type of politician here, maybe the first of his kind in our lifetime — one who is honest and…

This is my favourite celebrity couple of all time, but I must confess, I find the bottom part of her outfit unfortunate.

That one girl forgot to take off her toilet roll costume from Halloween.

She is a gorgeous woman. more beautiful now than she was as a younger woman. (Jesus? Let me be one of those women).

I love how giggly and cute they get with one another. It's nice knowing they still bang.

Funny. "Pretty Woman" turned me OFF movies.

Camille Paglia is and always has been a frothing-at-the-mouth misogynist, and any woman who thinks she's not is nursing some of the same tendencies. She's a fucking idiot who should have faded into obscurity as the answer on a Trivial Pursuit card a long, long time ago.

@rosasparks: "Incredibly obnoxoius asswipe." Love that. It describes my ex-husband! Also an after-sex weeper!

How odd. When they bang, it's clear, his feet must be at mid-shin level. Bizarre.

@TheGuvnah:You're right. As soon as I typed that, I regretted it. Personal life is one thing, political life is another. And members of his campaign WERE sexist against Clinton, I am sure, even if he personally wasn't.

Whoa, not at all funny. A rare miss, I would say.

Those girls are both lovely, but the older one is really an astonishingly beautiful girl. And what's best for me about seeing kids in the White House is seeing how genuinely enthralled their father is with them. Once again, the sexist charges laid at Obama during the primaries just seems like such bullshit now. All…

@BowlingForDollars: I find him sooooo unappealing. It was solidified when I went to a Coldplay concert and could barely look at him because I found him so fey and contrived and just altogether nauseating. He's the type who would cry after sex.

So is Madonna trying to tell us that Gwyneth Paltrow banged Guy Ritchie?

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: It can't be true. He's Canadian! Married to an Obama-lover! Team Fox must mean something else.

@CarsonDial: Goodness, now I feel awful. I ridiculed a torture victim!

Is it just me, or are his arms just far too short for his body? And I apologize if it's torture-related. But as someone with long monkey arms, I am struck by it every time.

Nice one, Hortense. You have restored my faith in many, many things with this post.

@Kilotwat: Perhaps this will be W's real legacy — convincing boneheads everywhere that they are smart enough to be president.