@kikichanelconspiracy: The same pair have done it to a long list of people. Although I am tired and bong-y right now and can't recall who.

@RoboBitch: The MSM broke it. My company, actually! And the blogs followed.

The Pepe LePue accent ... and as soon as he says "I love to kill animals!" How did she not know?

I am making myself a beautiful Cyanide Pie in case McCain gets in.

@plothole: OK, that's amazing.

@plothole: That song is my guilty Christmas pleasure. I hate almost every modern-day Christmas song, especially that God-awful Paul McCartney one, but I do have a fondness for that Mariah ditty.

1. My iPod. If I must venture into the stores, I blast it so I don't have to hear all that crap Christmas muzak.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Yes you can. Just make sure everything else you're wearing is June Cleaver-ish. The juxtaposition of demure with the vague sluttiness of the fishnets is unbeatable!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: As a devoted fishnet wearer, both black and flesh-coloured, the trick is that everything else must be understated and demure. It's the only way they look good.

@SinisterRouge: Because they can, they've got chicks hurling themselves at them, and I suppose, in that situation, one vagina seems boring.

She is looking very skinny and please, please — I pray to Saint Ginger that she's bringing the red back.

They've done that thing that they did with Madonna's Vanity Fair cover, where they make their skin look like plastic Barbie Doll skin.

@squeakel: There have been whispered stories for years about Bono cheating.

What fucking kills me is this: This is how the Republicans want to win? By stopping people from voting? So that even if they're in power, the majority of the population doesn't want them there? The mind boggles.

I concur, the look on that kid's face is priceless.

Oh my God. It's really true what they say. She is going to make a run for something in 2012, just watch for it.

I now hate talking on the phone and will do almost anything to avoid it. I find I can't even concentrate — I need to read the words in front of me for them to sink in.

Vince Chase would have laughed about it.

@marvel girl: His running mate or his opponent?

You know what's nice? That we've barely heard a word about her in months. Which is as it should be. Go away, please — for good!