Finally. A companion who will willingly piss on him.

This is amazing, Hortense. An amazing story, beautifully told. You have lots and lots to be proud of.

@toastereight: Come to Canada. We are everywhere!

I love that the Jamaicans are dominating sprinting. It brings a tear to my eye.

@ronaldpagan: Count me in on that meeting!

@sympathyforthedevil: Yes, that's what is so weird about it.

@BlowJoy: "She begs me not to miss her." Love that line. And then, all Tweedy-ish and tricky, it becomes: "She begs me not to hit her."

@eri401: Teehee!

Observations:

My head hurts and I am all confused. Please help an old lady. Get her a gin and tonic and tell her what the fuck is going on right now. Anyone? Meg??

@Meg: I'll take a gin and tonic with a big hunk of lime, please.

@haguenite: Ummm ... did you type in that "information withheld — ED?" Or is it automatically generated? Oh dear!

@RonaldReagan2.0: Terribly infected. Oozy, actually. You better get that thing checked out!

@Meg: Count me in! I understand the lemon squares are accounted for, but I make a killer peach pie!

Am I alone in thinking this is just a big, provocative fuck you from Moe and maybe even the rest of the Jezebel brain trust, who are perhaps still steamed about the reaction from commenters and beyond about the Thinking and Drinking appearance? Because that's immediately how I read it, and why I am unmoved by it…

This is why I hate so-called Chick Lit. It just makes us all out to be after a man, a house, babies and designer goods. We're not all Julia Allison, for God's sake.

@lizzybennet: There was absolutely no weight gain other than her abdomen. I know that happens sometimes with tall women. But even Katie Holmes, at five 10, got heavier around her face, her arms, her legs, despite rumours she was faking it.

@boss_lady: That is such an awesome avatar.

Huh.

Wow. That kid got tall fast. It happened to my son — about six inches in six months. It is shocking and bizarre. Suddenly there is a man in the house where just yesterday there was a boy.