@scrumtrulescent: Heeeheeeehaaahaa!! That is the comment of the day, in my opinion.

@Archetype: Yes. And he's feeling up Sean Penn's wife. Classy!

Diane Lane needs to lose that asshole, stat. Remember when they first got married and he got drunk and roughed her up?

@SisterMaryMartha: It just seems so unnecessarily cruel. The guy's married with four kids. And in a lot of those shots, Sienna looks like she's aware they're being photographed. Nasty.

This was the least painful of the pictures, from his wife's perspective. There are all sorts of other ones of them frolicking on the beach, and she's topless, and in one shot he looks like he's giving her a breast exam. Two very classy people. Not.

I want Mariah to be happy. Please don't let it be true that he's using her. Of course he's using her, but I am not ready to believe it.

And by the way — Fire Marshall Bill has a hot body.

This is why I love him.

@Jessi Ramsey: So with you on that. What IS the purpose of the dildo sucking?

@funnyface: Point taken. If Laura Ingalls had been a platinum blonde with ringlets — like Nellie Oleson! — I would have been pissed.

@stuntfrau: I guess you're right. The kids might have been up in arms. But honestly? It's a terrible, terrible wig and really distracting.

@funnyface: It's the fakest looking hair though. If it's not a wig, it's an all over bleach job and then many many applications of super-strength hairspray. Not good. And distracting. You can barely tear your eyes away from the helmet head on the poor kid.

This makes me feel so much better about the men I am finding hot these days in my real life, pot bellies and all.

I went to a screening last week without really knowing anything about the whole doll line; it's not big up here and my daughter is well past doll age.

@thebeerbitch: She did but, you know, it was Nick Lachey.

Even Jessica Simpson doesn't deserve to be cheated on. Paris Hilton? Yes. Not poor dumb sweet well-meaning and reportedly genuinely kind-hearted Jessica Simpson.

@SinisterRouge: What's your excuse the other six nights of the week.

Nothing embarrasses me more than when this happens during the act. To the point where I almost cannot go on. I don't know why I am like this.

@Trashtastic: Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya! Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya! Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya! Oh lord ... kumbaya!!!!!

@Slut Machine: Don't get your tits in a knot. The word "assy" is just getting on this old lady's nerves, that's all. I guess it's a generational thing, and, also, I thought it was funny to complain about "assy" while mentioning "tits." Trying to lighten the mood!