Holy shit! I am so signing up for this!

@Meg: What a tool!

@hamburgerhotdog: I must confess the whole "assy" accusation gets on my tits. Anyone who disagreess is "assy," apparently.

Charlie Sheen did not actually use the old "some of my best friends are black" excuse, he? Jesus.

I am at a loss to understand what any of this has to do with feminism. No, we don't need to retire the word. You believe men and women are equal? Women should not be discriminated against based on their gender? Then you're a feminist.

@rosasparks: Alberta IS wacky politically but it is so, so beautiful that I can only surmise living amid such astonishing beauty has made them all crazy and xenophobic. Or at least some of them, I should say. I know plenty of liberal Albertans, and pity their plight.

@PilgrimSoul: Oh please. Give it a rest.

I am so proud of my angel. So, so proud.

@InfiniTrent: Poor you. Life's tough when you're a bigot.

Great comment!

I have only this to say: For FUCK'S SAKE!! What is this, 1950?

@TrixieBelden: Was it the crack again?

I think that's sweet. I was once horse-y and loved nothing more than kissing their velvety snouts. They liked it too!

It's doomed, and one day she's going to open her vanity drawer and remove the faded yellow clipping from the New York Times, read it and say to herself: "What kind of fucking idiot am I?"

Dollywood: The Jezebellers were way ahead of a trend!

I have impure thoughts about that ginger hottie. Seriously impure thoughts.

Sorry, but I laughed out loud — over and over again — reading that description of Paris Hilton's vagina. It has nothing to do with the fact that she is a woman who possesses a vagina, it's because she's Paris fucking Hilton. I feel similarly toward Brandon Davis and other douchebags. To me, the idea of that woman…

Is it the woman all in white again? Is she stalking him??

@tscheese: I love Lily Allen, even when she's getting drunk and having to be carried out of parties. She always seems like she's having so much fun. Nothing more fun than a fun drunk!

Why do I find that pugnacious little Sarkozy man so hot?