@miele: You are so right. Goatees are so last-century, no? Who the hell is still doing the goatee?

This tattoo is almost as hideous as the one of Tori Spelling's mug that is forever branded on her gold-digging husband's tricep. That one is truly nasty. And will look so, so attractive when he's 85.

@sing_michael_sing:There is something pretty ridiculous about SATC on JA's blog right now — "I AM Carrie Bradshaw!" — but not nearly as ridiculous as the "look at my tits!!" photo that she posted to go along with her thoughts. She is one major headcase. Narcissist is too feeble a word.

@langtry: Now, now, not all of us do that. I have interviewed people and heard them say something kind of outrageous, know they didn't mean it the way it came out and given them a pass when it comes time to write the story. You can usually tell within the first 10 minutes of a conversation with someone whether you're…

Wow. This is sick on so many levels it's hard to know where to begin. I am stunned commentless.

@TruculentandUnreliable: SHe does! Ease up on the white, honey. And do skinny-leg pants work on anyone? Anyone? When will that trend end?

@LoveNoelG: This just reminds me of my nagging, vague dislike of Kate Hudson. Didn't she and Owen Wilson break up about five minutes ago, at his initiation? And didn't Owen Wilson and Lance hang out for awhile?

What could be lower than this? Jesus.

@AGreenEyeDevil: No shit. Hello! Clairol Root Touchup! You can send the butler out for it, and it really works!

@jenbean316: Sweetness, you would look that good with endless peroxide (if blonde's your thing), waxing, tweezing, electrolysis, Botox, personal trainer, hours of free time during the day to devote to working out, personal chef who knows how to make 200-calorie meals taste good, etc etc etc.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: That was quite something. You can't be a feminist if you're up on pop culture? So even though I donate money to feminist causes and have marched in feminist rallies and I am raising feminist children, I am in fact NOT a feminist because I read US Weekly. Allll rightyyyyy then.

@LittleNemo: Oops. Yes! Sorry for the echo chamber, y'all — I suffered from premature comment-ation.

Great legs. But I don't mean to snark unfairly on her physical appearance, but in porportion to the rest of her body, does her head not seem awfully small? It's like it's been photo-shopped onto a larger body.

My dislike for Carrie is no secret, but I really hated how she would one minute be doing the old wisecracking Jewish Joan Rivers type — "Is this a piece of veal or is this a piece of veal?" — and then the next scene, be all eyelash-batting, little girl-voiced, mincing fucking annoying girlywoman.

All I can say over and over again is: She is an awful woman. An awful, awful, awful woman.

And so began the beginning of the end of a crippling, terrible depression for me ... thanks ladies. You have entertained and provoked me and also introduced me to a whole new group of smart, feminist, funny, kind-hearted women who mean the world to me.

@Archetype: I had to drastically scale down my sessions because I got so sick of talking about myself and my heartbreak. Even I was bored of the story. I guess that's a good sign.

Oooohhh boy! This is going to be sweet!

@Anna: We can't STOP caring!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: @Anna: I thought I was going nuts. It kept logging me out. And Joe Francis — I don't ever want to see that douche's face again.