I can't even watch it. Just the description was enough. And sorry to threadjack, but what was UP with Jezebel today? I couldn't get on and kept getting yesterday's Joe Francis post every time I refreshed. Anyone else?

There was a really nasty blind item the other day on Gawker that I totally believe is her and Cash Warren. Basically he's a nasty horndog trading in on her fame to snag chicks.

Yeah, you know, that's where it rrreaaalllly started to go bad. The last great episode, as far as I can remember, was when Carrie finally went to shrink (and should have stayed there indefinitely) and met Jon Bon Jovi. It was all a steep decline from there.

@ineffable.me: A girl's gotta eat!!!

@Claire Standish: That is not in dispute. She was a working girl, not sure if it was for Fleiss, but she's never denied it or filed suit against anyone reporting it.

How can you pick a team on this battle? They've both behaved terribly, neither one of them really thinking about the wellbeing of the kids. I am on Team Cute Little Denise-and-Charlie Clones.

Hey, hi Emily! I miss you on Gawker!

@MissNadine: I didn't like the "sweetie" thing, but I don't think Obama is inherently sexist at all. I actually like the man. Either candidate would be sublime compared to those nasty fucks who are in power now. But I just don't like how complaining about the sexism she has faced at every turn — not from Obama, mind…

@MissNadine: Don't get me wrong, I am not saying racism isn't also out there and that it isn't vile, horrific and disgusting. I am just saying that somehow it's become whining to complain about the sexism inherent in this campaign, and that isn't the case about complaints of racism. We are all horrified by those…

@amyschiff: That was Elton John and Kiki Dee. "I Got You Babe" was Sonny and Cher.

The whole tone of this post just depressed the shit out of me. Am I on Fox News? I don't understand. Whether it's why she lost or isn't, it's still been such a huge part of this story. "Iron My Shirt" — I hope it's a long time before anyone forgets that.

@BiscuitDoughJones: No shit. She just took it out of the Regis and Kelly dressing room and apparently decided to roll her cob in it.

What the hell was Brett Ratner doing at a dinner with those comparative luminaries?

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: The "shine my shoes" guy likely would have been charged with something, promoting hate crimes or some such thing. "Iron my shirt" — no biggie.

Good for her for stating the obvious. Of course, now she'll get shit on for being a crybaby, thereby proving her entire point.

@BeejShan: You're welcome!

@BeejShan:I didn't take that comment so badly, but I also didn't see it as a plea for privacy for Lilo. I saw it more as someone who seemed to be having issues at the very notion of Lohan being a lesbian. There was indeed something vaguely disturbing about the continued insistence that we DON'T KNOW if they're…

Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya. Oh lord Kumbaya.

Good call, Jezzies, on the "Dina, is that you?" front. I was starting to wonder myself.

I have lied, stupidly so, in order to spare someone's feelings or because I thought he wouldn't believe/understand the truth. That's not good, because then they think the truth is much worse than what you're lying about.