Is there anything cuter than a baby orangutan? Seriously. Give me that thing. I want to nuzzle and love it and yes, I will give up my Twix for that sweet little face!!!!!!

More money, more money, more money. Money can buy a whole lot of fun once you leave the office.

@Dear Blond Diary...: Oh I know, believe me, "Mommy" is not her most serious offence. I just found it creepy that she is infanticizing Linds that way when she's been using her as her meal ticket pretty much since she emerged from her womb. Mommy? Really? How about: "Hi Linds, it's your exploiter here."

@MimiCareyCannon: Angel, do you have issues with them being a lesbian couple? It sort of sounds that way but I don't think you're of that weird homophobic ilk given everything else I know about your smart and witty comments.

@MimiCareyCannon: Would anyone fake a lesbian relationship in Hollywood when they're already on thin ice with the studios? If anything, the boyfriends would be the fakes. In my opinion.

@deserter: I have scrummed him and he's not wee. About five 10 and fit, but not puny.

@Leiakat: That struck me too. "Hi Linds, it's Mommy." Ewww. She's 21 years old. Stop!

@lavalove: I wish I understood that comment. I have read it three times and just don't get what you're saying. But I can assure you of this:

Paris is the star of that photo. Look at it! I barely noticed Keira.

I have recently discovered the Golden Oreos. Oh my. Why can't they make those with double stuff?

I didn't like Hillary Clinton until this race. And the sexism/misogyny directed her way so sickened me that I then became a fan because she had the courage to keep plugging away in the face of it. I admire her ambition and her drive. She's had to put up with a lot of nasty shit, a lot of it, sadly, from other women.

OK, I thought JSimp and Tony Romo had split up? I guess not.

@B_boy: I hated that movie too. Really, really hated it. And people were going on about it as though it was some kind of modern-day masterpiece. I just didn't get it.

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA:I'm winking at you.

@raleigh likes swaddling: Never mind the swaddling, that's not necessary. You might need something for the drool, however.

This is INSPIRED! Both the premise and the execution. I am practically weeping tears of joy and laughter.

There is a certain something lacking in the Crappy Hour comment threads these days. I can't exactly put my finger on it.

I guess it's true what they say about the benefits of urine.

He's not a misogynist, he's gay. He was attracted to the cock-shaped microphone.

@stoprobbers: I don't think everyone accepts clothes look better on stick-thin models. I actually would rather see how an Armani dress looks on a woman with a curvaceous figure, and think you can actually see the lines and the cut of the dress better that way, than seeing it hang off a skeleton so that all you see are…