I am endlessly fascinated by this catalogue, especially all the cat-and-dog products.

I once had a $1,000 Irish tweed coat stolen from a coatroom at a party at a large venue. And I was pissed. I hesitated to leave it there, but I assumed it was safe.

@Trixie from Toronto: That was meant as a statement? Not a question?

Why would you cover up half of the most beautiful face in Hollywood? I am deeply in love with her?

@Calraigh: I interviewed him once. He oozed a "I am insanely hot in the sack" vibe. And he had beautiful skin. I love a man with a satiny, tawny complexion.

@Trixie from Toronto: Errrr ... WITHOUT a moment's hesitation.

@Calraigh: I'd do Prince. With a moment's hesitation.

Is there something seriously wrong with me that even now that he's a bloated, puffy, beer-bellied old dog, the thought of doing him still titillates me?

@hortense: Hortense, my shephardess, there was indeed a helluva band up there! Joe Strummer was on vocals!

@Cameron Thirteen: How about some Bombay Sapphire gin, dearheart?

@BlondeGrlz:Oh my sweetest flaxen-haired daisy, come sit near me and I will pack you a bowl.

@Calraigh: It was meant in love, my Irish honeysuckle!

@Tea Em Gee Eff: I love how we fight and then all make up so lovingly. It's so chicky! And would make Heath so proud!

@MapleJam: I will send them to you in your dreams, dearest beloved, along with those delicious maple sandwich cookies from la belle province!

"Can I go back to my playhouse under the stairs where the Scientologists can't get me?"

@MariahCareyCannon: Congratulations on your nuptials, my sweetest angel!

@Trashtastic is battening down the hatches: Amen, my sister! Amen!!!

Hi everyone!

@haguenite: How about insecure FUCKING shrews? Does that work?@Smackdown: I do think it happens. It happens to me A LOT related to what I just lost it about. I am tired of it. Is the irony honestly lost? The people complaining the most about a "clique" are the people who keep insisting one exists where one doesn't…

@funnyface: I have spent my life NOT being one of the Mean Girls. I have raised my daughter NOT to be one of the Mean Girls. This is the only time in my life I have ever consistently been accused of being part of some nasty clique and why? Because I made friends here and I converse with them off Jezebel. And for that,…