@SarahMC: You are ridiculous.

@funnyface: Way to turn it into another ridiculous high-school fight that so embarrasses us all. Really, take it off boards, would you, if you want to start that childish, pointless bullshit? Or did you want to prove that the reporter was right in portraying us as a bunch of children? Honestly — give it a rest.

As a journalist myself, I found it odd and ironic that the story didn't focus on the incredible Gawker Media success story that is Jezebel and instead told the story of wars breaking out among the commenters, something that is not at all unusual among popular, highly read blogs or websites — I mean go look at the…

@SinisterRouge: Anecdotally speaking, I agree with that. My whitey girlfriends are way, way bigger lushes than my non-whitey girlfriends. And also anti-dope, which always causes me to launch into lectures about hypocrisy. When I'm not too high, that is.

What kind of beach IS that? It looks like a gravel pit. Comfy!

My doctor always told me not to worry about having the odd glass of wine while preggers. In fact he said it could even be beneficial if I was stressed out.

I wish Dina Lohan did watch one show — that new Tracey Ullman show, in which she did the most scathing Dina Lohan imitation imaginable. It was fabulously nasty.

@[Expletive Deleted]: Poor you, sweetheart. I have been there. PM me.

My marriage was on the rocks for a year before my husband left, so of course, in that year, I pondered how bad it would be if we didn't make it. And it was, easily, a hundred times worse than I'd imagined in all sorts of unexpected ways. So I call bullshit on this as well. It's been 18 months and I think I am years…

I liked it better when you had:

More ice for your drink, XTina?

She's a cunt, and I mean that in the bad way. Because I actually like that word. But for her, I mean it in the most offensive way possible.

I await the onslaught for your use of the new F-word. I missed the memo but apparently no one is allowed to say "fat" anymore; I got my assed kicked on a MissDemeanours thread for calling Perez Hilton a "fat fuck."

Off topic, but there's that schnauzer again, to the left of us! He's watching us!!! Look at his eyes!!!

How did Brittany Murphy ever make it onto one of these and look how gorgeous Nicole Kidman and Renee Zellwegger were before they started messing with their faces.

@Kittenish: Bjork can ring my bell, ring my bell.

@Kittenish: Bjork will survive.

Bjork won't get out of my Jell-O tree.

Bjork has been known to rub melted butter on her ass.

Bjork makes me feel all funny inside.