It's nice seeing what Madonna would look like without the peroxide, the Botox, the wax, the tweezers and the airbrushing.

@AthertonMerriweather: Bingo. You kind of give up. It just isn't worth the battle once you get to the second or third ones. You realize they'll find their own way no matter what you do or say, and you aren't aware of that with you're first. That's all it's about.

Su-su-sudio!

I love that hairstyle and hair colour. OK, I have pretty much got the colour, but how does one make a ponytail look so pretty like that? Does it involve extensions?

Sadly, I think I understand what he's saying, but Christ does that guy ooze asshole, huh?

@lisas: It was Catherine Deneuve.

@Skinny Bone Jones: You don't HAVE hips. I have seen the photos!! The undie one? NO HIPS!

Skinny jeans are not her friend. Sorry, but it must be said. Very pretty girl, though, and I love the new hairstyle.

I am stunned commentless.

Wow, that's such a funny joke! The punchline being ... what, exactly?

It's the Hilton Stank. No one wants to sit near him.

@AthertonMerriweather: Hunter Tylo — that's one of the saddest cases ever. She was SO beautiful until she messed with herself. She has had an incredibly tragic life so I guess I can forgive her, but still ... why would you mess with greatness?

I have said it before and I'll say it again: if that guy gained 20 pounds, he'd be HOT. Great bone structure.

Why would cookies cause a man not to want to have sex?

@amy1971: Yeah, I didn't think it was SIDS. Pretty sure it was neglect — in the book, I am quite certain, it was neglect. Baby died of dehydration.

@Smackdown: Yeah, NO THANKS re: Michael Buble. I'll take M.I.A. any day of the week.

Why do these sorts of pageants still exist? So we can all make fun of them? Does anyone but a small, demented fraction of the population pay attention in any serious way to these idiots?

I am sure this point has been made, so I apologize in advance, but it kills me how a little tits and ass is verboten but I could watch Rambo killing all sorts of people on primetime network TV.

I would never drink or toke with my daughter, but I do like cool music (a lot of which she's turned me onto) and I do shop at Forever 21, and it annoys her that I am considered "cool" by her friends. But on the other hand, she'd be on my ass even worse if I was listening to Michael Buble and shopping at Talbot's.

I think I once did a shot like that while nursing one of my babies. Oh dear.